I once did a cleanse back in the early 2000s. You know, one of those “reset your body” things.

No caffeine.
No dairy.
No red meat.
No processed anything.
No fruit (seriously?)

And it came with a drink that tasted like someone blended orange juice, apple sauce, and regret.

I lasted 3 days before face-planting into a plate of nachos the size of a toddler.

Look, I get the appeal of a "fresh start"...

But most plans are way too complicated, too extreme, and leave you hangry and curled up next to a box of Cheez-Its.

So I created something different.

It’s called the 14-Day Meltdown, and it was built specifically for midlife and beyond - especially if you want to lose a few pounds fast without giving up your coffee, your sanity, or foods you already like.

Here’s what clients love about it:

• Real food you already have
   
• No floor exercises
   
• You can start even if you’re busy or inconsistent
   
• It works fast (but doesn’t wreck your metabolism)

They were blown away by how much better they felt in just 2 weeks...

... and how doable it was.

Grab the 14-Day Meltdown here (before you try another “no fun allowed” diet):
 

You don’t need to be perfect. You just need a plan that works with your life, not against it.

Later tater,
Mikey