Ever notice how "health experts" are always pushing rabbit food?

Kale this. Cucumbers that. 

There was a time I thought immediately of these foods when thinking of the phrase "healthy foods"...The one who thought being healthy meant baked chicken and naked lettuce...

I'll never forget doing a "cleanse" that included baked chicken and this nasty fiber drink in the morning...

...and gaining even more weight!

I know. It does sound weird.

It was like my body was angry with me for all that suffering.

Then I discovered something wild about metabolism - it's more like a mood ring than a calculator. Feed it boring diet food and it'll throw a fit.

Once I figured this out, everything changed. I started eating real food again. Pancakes became my friend. And my body actually started looking better.

Now I help others get lean while enjoying their lives. (What a concept, right?)

But here's the thing - your body is unique. What works for Kristen next door might make your metabolism laugh in your face.

That's why I made this free Metabolic Assessment. I show you what your body needs so you achieve your body's ideal and healthy shape.

Want to stop fighting with your fork? Take the free assessment now (I offered it last week and got swamped so I'm opening some slots this week):

Get Your Free Metabolic Assessment

Talk soon,
Mikey

P.S. The assessment only takes 3 minutes. That's less time than it takes to make one of those sad salads.